Twitter Broke the Web

With Twitter being down, and feeling the need to spew out characters to the Twinterweb, I opened up trusty MarsEdit and decided to update my good ol' blog.

That's when I realized how much Twitter had taken over.

I hadn't logged into my web interface in a bit, so I had a WordPress update, 4 plugin updates, and a bunch of pending spam. I cleared that out and then started crafting a post in MarsEdit. As I went to post those fateful words, MarsEdit choked on an XML-RPC error complaining about bad content.

I quickly scanned through recent post, looked for bad characters. I used the Googles to try to find an explanation. Finally, I noticed that each page of my blog was spitting out a PHP warning (because, you know, PHP is pretty dumb, and I'm too lazy to have turned off warnings) that it couldn't download my latest tweets from Twitter.

One quick click of "Disable" and MarsEdit sprung back to life.

Twitter was breaking my site.

At which point, it dawned on me, that at this point, Twitter being down is like having part of the internet's routing being down. It's tied into so many systems, and so much traffic/content flows through it, that when it goes kablooey, all that content has to route elsewhere. Which then floods those systems, and they start to struggle and burst at the seams a bit, and then folks overflow into another system, and so on.

Until, the end result, of course, is that Twitter was breaking my site.

Here's a graphical representation:

Twitter Down

It's fixed now.

My site, that is, not Twitter, which is still down.

All the Way Broken is Better Than Partially Broken

Oddly, I learned a fun lesson today:

All the way broken is far better than partially broken.

I think I implicitly knew that--debugging completely broken things is far easier than debugging something that works sometimes--but our network at work today has been what you could politely call "flaky." And not knowing if your last keystroke got through to the server or if the request you just sent went off into the ether is not a fun way to work.

At least if everything was broken I could have shifted into doing non-online things and actually been productive.

Tech Things I Want to Work in 2009

There's lots of little things that, if tweaked, would just make life a lot nicer . . .

For instance . . .

The Google Calendar sync tool should support syncing Outlook to secondary Google Calendars, not just your primary calendar. That would mean I could drop SyncMyCal which runs in my Outlook-only Parallels Virtual Machine. I'd have a nifty, no-click workflow to sync my Work calendar to my secondary Work Google Calendar, which get sync'd down to iCal and to my iPhone.

Better yet . . .

The iPhone should support syncing both iCal and Outlook calendars. It's sort of a dumb thing that if you turn on Outlook calendar and contact syncing, that's the *only* calendars and contacts you get. Why not keep them separate? If Apple added the ability to have your Outlook calendar sit right along side your iCal calendars, then I wouldn't even need to sync my Work calendar up. I could just accept meeting invites on my phone and have everything work nice and happy.

Oh, and same goes for Contacts. Just let me sync my Exchange contacts as a separate group. Seriously.

Even better . . .

Apple Mail and iCal should build in real Exchange support. Then I could actually not run Outlook in my virtual machine all day. Instead, I could just use Mail and iCal as Exchange clients and have the most simplified workflow of all. Supposedly, this is going to happen in Snow Leopard. That would be awesome.

Making life even sweeter . . .

Google should fix contact management. I love Gmail. I use it for everything. I hate Google's Contact stuff. It is awful. They tried to make it better. It didn't work very well. But they've got the keys right in their hands ... Social Graph. Imagine you gave Google some information about you that they could use some OAuth or other authentication means to determine that it is really you. So you hand them some keys to Flickr and Twitter and (if they can work out their differences), Facebook. Now, Google pulls all that information together and makes a nifty contact for you. Name, picture, email address, home address, work address, phone number, Twitter, Flickr, etc, etc. You only get as much information as the contact allows (if we're not friends on Facebook, you don't get my phone # or address).

Now, Google can do all this behind the scenes and give you a little button to "add so-and-so" as a contact. If I add them, they go into my Contacts section. Then, I subscribe to my Google Contacts like they're an LDAP source or however else they want to get hooked into your setup.

Boom. All of a sudden I've got a real contact solution that's continually updated.

Ok, sure, that's a lot like what Plaxo promises. Except Plaxo really doesn't work all that well.

So. When all this happens, I'll have my calendars all seamlessly syncing together to my computer and to my phone. On top of that, my contacts (work and personal) will all sync nicely as well. And stay up-to-date, thanks to something like Social Graph or the like. Plus, Snow Leopard will mean I don't have to run a Virtual Machine just to use Outlook (and don't tell me to use Entourage ... it barely works).

With my work life (and personal contacts) working so seamlessly . . .

I've got time to kill. I want to get through some movies or TV while I'm out and about.

Give me Netflix Watch Instantly and Hulu on my iPhone! Now that they're on my XBox and Mac, I'd love them remotely. When I'm out eating lunch or riding in a car, I don't need HD video. I just need crappy streaming video that will let me knock off an old episode of Newsradio or watch 15 minutes of a crappy movie.

But, if I don't want to watch something . . .

Sometimes I just want to listen. The fact that the new version of the iPhone firmware lets you download podcasts is great. By why doesn't it sync my entire podcast list and let me just quickly scan for a new episode of something I listen to? Even better, why not do something similar to Genius and recommend me a podcast I might like?

All that would be very cool.

Oh, and why can't I sync stuff over bluetooth. That would be good too.