- @fraggle22 You can send me some suggestions too, and I guarantee you'll have a nice email waiting for you. With a picture of a log of shit. in reply to fraggle22 #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-14
- Got my stitches out. I'm almost back to normal. Over/under is about 10 days before I slice open another toe. #
- I've hit the 4:30 wall, apparently. I'm lacking energy and can't think of anything funny to tweet. Oh wait, I can.
Poop.
HILARIOUS! #
- So, after 3 or 4 weeks, the only new shows that are good are Terriers and Raising Hope. Everything else is trash. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-12
- I need like a 8-100-1 game out of Randy Moss to win fantasy this week. Favre's going to force him the ball all day, right? #
- @fraggle22 Don't do it. Anything that takes over right-click is *evil* in reply to fraggle22 #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-10
- UFL football is pretty bad. However, Ahman Green, Jeff Garcia, Tim Rattay, Teddy Lehman?! How can you go wrong. #
- Just spent way too much money buying tickets to Weezer playing The Blue Album and Pinkerton. #
- Hokies come out flat again. This is a coaching problem. #
- Tyrod with a beautiful fake on the option. I thought the play was DOA. #
- 3 drops by receivers and 2 by the defense. We should be up 14. #
- Another nice run by Tyrod, and then a nice run by Darren Evans. TD Hokies. #
- @gobblercountry Our O is Tyrod running and dropped passes. D looks better after a bad opening drive. in reply to gobblercountry #
- Great, great drive by the Hokies. Tyrod looking shop, O-line getting it together against an inferior defensive line. #
- Man, Tyrod has looked great running the ball today. Great, great reads. #
An *Amazing* Week
Warning: There will be some gross-ass pictures in this post.
As I mentioned last week, I had a bit of an incident with my left big toe. A big slice in it, four stitches, etc.
Here's how it looked at various points during the week:
Warning: Again, last chance to bail out.
The Cut:

Day 1:

Day 3:

Day 7:

Then, playing some softball (stupid, I know, but I was just catching), I got hit with an errant throw in my thigh. That looked like this over the course of the week:
Day 1:

Day 3:

Day 6:

But, the week ended with a nice dinner at Flatbread Pizza (chorizo, corn chips, corn, black beans, lettuce, salsa, sour cream!), a couple of nice drinks, and a nice walk back up from Davis Square. Until we saw a poor cat get hit by a car, struggle to the side of the road, and fight for about 5 minutes while we worked with some other good samaritans to get it some help. We ran to get something to transport the cat to an animal hospital, but by the time we got back, the cat (thankfully) had lost its fight. It was tough to see, as you might expect.
I'm hoping the coming week will be a bit happier than this one has been. And, yeah, the whole *amazing* thing was tongue-in-cheek.
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-07
- @wickedpissa Yeah, thanks for hanging out with us, fool. in reply to wickedpissa #
- Finally got the new Twitter (screw you and your hashtag). I'm cool again. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-06
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-05
- @fraggle22 That would be amazing. in reply to fraggle22 #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-04
- My toe from last night. Not for the squeamish. http://twitpic.com/2u5nsk #
- Wow, 59 yd field goal to beat Indy. I didn't think Scobee had that sort of leg. #
- It's pretty clear that Kolb is not a better QB than Vick, eh? #
Twitter Updates for 2010-10-03
- Just tripped and ripped the bottom off my left big toe. I don't know that I've ever bled this much. Off for stitches. #
- 4 stitches to close up my toe. Waiting on my tetanus shot now. #
- @fraggle22 Oh, indeed it was. in reply to fraggle22 #
- This Hokies team is ridiculous. I don't even know what to think. Get down 17-0 in the first half, win 41-30. #