Twitter Updates for 2010-12-15

  • Tonight, Weezer playing The Blue Album. I'm actually more excited than I expected. #
  • I definitely think getting Russell Martin outweighs Carl Crawford and Cliff Lee. Seems like a big step up for the Yanks. #
  • @fraggle22 You need to get on the Roswell bandwagon. in reply to fraggle22 #
  • At the Orpheum to see Weezer play The Blue Album. There is a huge picture of Hurley. Awesome. #
  • Opening band Free Energy is pretty good. They have the best wikipedia description as well. #
  • "Free Energy is an American rock band of hippies from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania"

    How do you really feel, wikipedia? #

  • It's pretty apt, though. Also, I think it is 12 degrees inside the Orpheum #
  • Free Energy. http://twitpic.com/3g0c5p #
  • Dear Orpheum Theater, Please turn on the heat. I think I just saw my breath. #

Don't Eat a Laxative Before Getting on a Plane

I flew out west for work. Before getting on a 6 hour flight back, I figured "hey, now that airlines suck and don't give you even a snack, why don't I grab a snack for the flight." I walked into one of the newstandy places in the airport, looking for some chips or candy.

I'm a sucker for Jelly Bellies, so when I saw a bag, I figured "hurrah, my snack."

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I wasn't super pleased that they were sugar-free, but how bad could it be?

Pretty bad, it turns out. Mostly because I didn't notice the little warning in the lower left hand side of the bag:

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You can imagine the rest. Thankfully, the plane was pretty empty and I was sitting maybe 3 rows from the back, so I did not make a spectacle of myself on the 3 or 4 trips to the lavatory.

Twitter Updates for 2010-12-06

  • Tyrod, you magnificent bastard. Hokies start the second half right. #
  • It would be awesome if Philip Rivers wouldn't completely tank my fantasy season. #
  • Just finished Terriers. Yup, best drama on TV this year. So, inevitably, it will be cancelled. Go watch the whole season. It's awesome. #
  • If I was coaching the Rams, this is where I would give it to SJax and let him just run everybody over and run down the clock. That's just me #
  • Remember when people thought P. Manning was this year's MVP? Now he's the MVP ... of his *opponents*! Oooh, burn. #