- Watching football and eating corndogs. Flipping to the Cs every few minutes. No work tomorrow. Top that. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-19
- My vacation started at about 9am this morning. It lasted until about 11am. #
- @chenelaine Old, non-mainline server crashed that needed to get rebuilt from scratch. Good times. in reply to chenelaine #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-18
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-17
- Weezer night 2 is awesome. Rivers just sang "Suzanne" about 6 feet from me. #
- @wintermatt this one is for you. http://twitpic.com/3gb0ly #
- Celtics/Knicks tied with 12 seconds left? Argh. Come on Orpheum, throw it on the big screen. #
- Thank you @weezer. An awesome two nights. #
- Sox get Bobby Jenks. As a setup man before Papelbon/Bard, I'm ok with that. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-16
- Rivers Cuomo climbed into the balcony. Unreal. #
- @radiofletcher Agreed. in reply to radiofletcher #
- Best show of 2010 already. #
- Holy. Shit. Seriously. This is like heaven with Rivers Cuomo as god. Everyone knows the words to *everything* #
- http://twitpic.com/3g0uct #
- Basically, if you aren't here in The Orpheum for Weezer, you are dumb. It really is that simple. #
- I'm not kidding. This has been just fantastically crazy. http://twitvid.com/LPSHM #
- I've got one ticket to tonight's Weezer show. If you saw my tweets last night, you know that tonight will be nutty, nutty. #
- @fraggle22 You need to be able to name a song on Pinkerton, and be willing to never tell anyone how dorky I act. in reply to fraggle22 #
- @fraggle22 You'll probably have to ask the audience. in reply to fraggle22 #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-15
- Tonight, Weezer playing The Blue Album. I'm actually more excited than I expected. #
- I definitely think getting Russell Martin outweighs Carl Crawford and Cliff Lee. Seems like a big step up for the Yanks. #
- @fraggle22 You need to get on the Roswell bandwagon. in reply to fraggle22 #
- At the Orpheum to see Weezer play The Blue Album. There is a huge picture of Hurley. Awesome. #
- Opening band Free Energy is pretty good. They have the best wikipedia description as well. #
- "Free Energy is an American rock band of hippies from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania"
How do you really feel, wikipedia? #
- It's pretty apt, though. Also, I think it is 12 degrees inside the Orpheum #
- Free Energy. http://twitpic.com/3g0c5p #
- Dear Orpheum Theater, Please turn on the heat. I think I just saw my breath. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-14
- @wickedpissa @suddsgirl Nice! Commence party planning. in reply to wickedpissa #
- Brett Favre is trending. I'm going to assume he's dead. #
Twitter Updates for 2010-12-12
- My first gift in a Yankee Swap last night. Will not be getting regifted: http://www.ryantoohil.com/2010/12/first-gift-of-the-season.php #
First Gift of the Season
Don't Eat a Laxative Before Getting on a Plane
I flew out west for work. Before getting on a 6 hour flight back, I figured "hey, now that airlines suck and don't give you even a snack, why don't I grab a snack for the flight." I walked into one of the newstandy places in the airport, looking for some chips or candy.
I'm a sucker for Jelly Bellies, so when I saw a bag, I figured "hurrah, my snack."

I wasn't super pleased that they were sugar-free, but how bad could it be?
Pretty bad, it turns out. Mostly because I didn't notice the little warning in the lower left hand side of the bag:

You can imagine the rest. Thankfully, the plane was pretty empty and I was sitting maybe 3 rows from the back, so I did not make a spectacle of myself on the 3 or 4 trips to the lavatory.
