Chris Kluwe Wins the Internet 

"If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you'll start thinking about penis? 'Oh shit. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that hot dong action!' Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (Unlikely, since gay people enjoy watching football too.)

I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero effect on your life. They won't come into your house and steal your children. They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."

Chris Kluwe just won the internet. This is exactly the way the debate about gay marriage should be framed.

And it all comes from an NFL punter. Who'd a thunk it? Kudos, sir. This is phenomenal.

(Via Deadspin.)