Dear Comcast 

Dear Comcast,

I pay you a lot of money each month. A lot. More than I should. I would greatly appreciate it if you could keep your fucking DNS servers online for more than 1 day in a row. My high speed internet becomes less useful when I have to remember the IP addresses of sites in my head. Especially since those BitTorrent porn sites keep changing IPs on me.

Your pal,
Ryan